I have this friend, well no, acquaintance who never liked K-Pop before. She though it was stupid and “gay” (which was part of the reason why we stopped being friends because she was very close minded about gay people).
So then we parted ways and that was that. Well now there’s this cute guy in our class who really likes K-Pop and she started lying and saying how much she loves K-Pop even though she doesn’t know shit. So she came to me and started acting like we were best friends again just so I can teach her about K-Pop.
At first I legit tried to help her because you know, it’s nice to share K-Pop love around but she got bored and refused to learned. But then the new guy heard us listening to Cry Cry and he got really excited because he didn’t know that I liked K-Pop. So then my “friend” got jealous and started saying she knew a lot too and loved K-Pop. So he asked her to go to this Korean-American club with him where they discuss culture and sometimes K-Pop.
Well she didn’t want to seem like an idiot so again she asked me for help. But she asked this way: “Teach me about that stupid KPop shit that you retards listen to.”
I should have said no and then walked away and/or give her a piece of my mind about how ignorant she is. But instead I agreed and started teaching her some nice K-Pop facts like:
- Wonder Girls are all under the age of 16 which is why they’re the Wonder GIRLS. Same for Brown Eyed Girls and Girls’ Generation
- U-Kiss is a band that kisses all of their fans. That’s why their famous.
- All the members of 2NE1 are 21 and if one turns 22, they replace the member
- Other trolling facts but the biggest one was about T-ara since the guy is a diadem. I told her that if she really wants to impress him. She should wear a crown and say how much she loves “Eunjung oppa” because Eunjung is a guy.And guess what? She actually believed me. Every single fucking word. I mean my mind was blown by this girl and her gullibility but she believed it and really did go to the club with a tiara on. The guy was PISSED according to my friends who are in the club. I guess he thought she was being extremely disrespectful always calling all the guys Oppa and saying all the stupid K-pop facts I said. She blamed me for it but my friends said that I wouldn’t do that and now the guy thinks that this girl was trolling him and that I’m innocent.
Dear god, I am a horrible person. Not really.
s!b: Yeah so this girl pretty much follows me and would kill me if I added salt to the wound and told everyone, especially strangers on the Internet
LET ME LOVE YOU
